Terror Train

Or: I ch-ch-choose you Don’t waste money on a return fare. You won’t be coming back! Film: Terror Train (1980) Director: Roger Spottiswoode Cast: Ben Johnson, Jamie Lee Curtis, Hart Bochner *Spoilers* Three years after a prank went terribly awry, the six college students responsible are targeted by a masked killer at a New Year’s…

Aquaslash

Or: I’m doing hot girl shit Your killer vacation awaits. Film: Aquaslash (2019) Director: Renaud Gauthier Cast: Nicolas Fontaine, Brittany Drisdelle, Nick Walker *Spoilers* Thrills, Chills and screwball comedy meet tiny bikinis and gory dismemberment in this chlorine and blood drenched murder mystery. I think ‘screwball comedy’ might be a little ambitious of this truly…

We Summon the Darkness

Or: Hey! I love this song! Let us prey. Film: We Summon the Darkness (2019) Director: Marc Meyers Cast: Alexandra Daddario, Amy Forsyth, Maddie Hasson *Spoilers* Three best friends embark on a road trip to a heavy-metal show, where they bond with three aspiring musicians and head off to one of the girls’ country home…

I Care a Lot

Or: Do I Though? “I’ve been poor. It doesn’t agree with me.” Film: I Care a Lot (2020) Director: J Blakeson Cast: Rosamund Pike, Peter Dinklage, Eiza González, Dianne Wiest *Spoilers* A crooked legal guardian who drains the savings of her elderly wards meets her match when a woman she tries to swindle turns out…

Rafiki

Or: Fuck Your Unhappy Ending Film: Rafiki (2018) Director: Wanuri Kahiu Cast: Samantha Mugatsia, Sheila Munyiva *Spoilers* TW: Violence against women “Good Kenyan girls become good Kenyan wives,” but Kena and Ziki long for something more. When love blossoms between them, the two girls will be forced to choose between happiness and safety. Kena works…