Terror Train

Or: I ch-ch-choose you Don’t waste money on a return fare. You won’t be coming back! Film: Terror Train (1980) Director: Roger Spottiswoode Cast: Ben Johnson, Jamie Lee Curtis, Hart Bochner *Spoilers* Three years after a prank went terribly awry, the six college students responsible are targeted by a masked killer at a New Year’s…

Aquaslash

Or: I’m doing hot girl shit Your killer vacation awaits. Film: Aquaslash (2019) Director: Renaud Gauthier Cast: Nicolas Fontaine, Brittany Drisdelle, Nick Walker *Spoilers* Thrills, Chills and screwball comedy meet tiny bikinis and gory dismemberment in this chlorine and blood drenched murder mystery. I think ‘screwball comedy’ might be a little ambitious of this truly…

Girl A

TW: Child abuse, violence ‘Girl A, ‘ she said. ‘The girl who escaped. If anyone was going to make it, it was going to be you.’ Book 8 of my Goodreads reading challenge A story about horrific child abuse and neglect was never going to be easy – and Girl A really isn’t a fun…

We Summon the Darkness

Or: Hey! I love this song! Let us prey. Film: We Summon the Darkness (2019) Director: Marc Meyers Cast: Alexandra Daddario, Amy Forsyth, Maddie Hasson *Spoilers* Three best friends embark on a road trip to a heavy-metal show, where they bond with three aspiring musicians and head off to one of the girls’ country home…

I Care a Lot

Or: Do I Though? “I’ve been poor. It doesn’t agree with me.” Film: I Care a Lot (2020) Director: J Blakeson Cast: Rosamund Pike, Peter Dinklage, Eiza González, Dianne Wiest *Spoilers* A crooked legal guardian who drains the savings of her elderly wards meets her match when a woman she tries to swindle turns out…