Terror Train

Or: I ch-ch-choose you Don’t waste money on a return fare. You won’t be coming back! Film: Terror Train (1980) Director: Roger Spottiswoode Cast: Ben Johnson, Jamie Lee Curtis, Hart Bochner *Spoilers* Three years after a prank went terribly awry, the six college students responsible are targeted by a masked killer at a New Year’s…

Aquaslash

Or: I’m doing hot girl shit Your killer vacation awaits. Film: Aquaslash (2019) Director: Renaud Gauthier Cast: Nicolas Fontaine, Brittany Drisdelle, Nick Walker *Spoilers* Thrills, Chills and screwball comedy meet tiny bikinis and gory dismemberment in this chlorine and blood drenched murder mystery. I think ‘screwball comedy’ might be a little ambitious of this truly…

We Summon the Darkness

Or: Hey! I love this song! Let us prey. Film: We Summon the Darkness (2019) Director: Marc Meyers Cast: Alexandra Daddario, Amy Forsyth, Maddie Hasson *Spoilers* Three best friends embark on a road trip to a heavy-metal show, where they bond with three aspiring musicians and head off to one of the girls’ country home…